The Most Racist Tribes in America are Blacks of the Inner City Plantations…..Yet……

“It’s Hard to See Welfare Dependency

 When You’re Black”

by John Hinderaker   at PowerLine:

“Not only that, it’s hard to spot a geek when you’re Asian. Would you expect to see a slogan like these on a billboard? No, neither would I. Although it would be kind of fun to see the hysteria that would result if anyone dared to say such a thing in public. Insulting white people, however, is A-OK in the Age of Obama. Thus, in Duluth, Minnesota, a group of non-profit institutions that includes four colleges has gotten together to put up billboards that insult the city’s white population. Which, no offense to our neighbors to the north, is almost entirely white:

White women can be racists, too, according to the Duluth billboards:

I am guessing that these billboards were paid for, overwhelmingly, with taxpayer money; i.e, yours and mine. A considerable amount of that money, if you trace it back, was no doubt borrowed from Asian banks and governments. So, consider this: Chinese peasants are saving their money so that their banks can lend many billions of dollars to the Obama administration, which in turn passes some of those dollars on to universities and other non-profits so that they can spend millions to erect billboards accusing white Americans of being racists. Is this a great country, or what?”

Comment:    Most cross racial crimes, especially murders  in America are caused by blacks murdering and pillaging whites.   Racist verbal attacks cross racially is almost entirely black against whites.   The NAACP is openly black racist in its language and politics.   Many other black racist groups are funded by the American taxpayer.    ACORN, Obama’s group of employment is one.

I suggest taxpayer dollars be spent on erecting billboards to expose this black racism disease in the neighborhoods of  the one-party Marxist-Democrat black racist  plantations in  two hundred of America’s largest cities.     Then all of America and the world will see for themselves in which racial community racist violence  dominates the culture.

Examination of self-improvement should always begin at home.

 

Obama’s Jobs Report Didn’t Mention 12,800,000 Really Unemployed

The Bad News Behind the January Jobs Report

from the National Center for Policy Analysis:

“The official unemployment rate remains high at 8.3 percent — still a half a percentage point higher than when President Obama took office.  But that still might be looking at the bright side.  If we include those who have given up looking for work and those who could only find part time work, the unemployment rate stands at almost an entire percentage point higher than when Obama entered office, says economist John Lott.

• In January 2009, 11.6 million Americans were out of work and 23 percent of them had been unemployed for more than six months.
• Today there are 12.8 million unemployed and 43 percent have been out of a job for more than six months.
• The average length of unemployment has increased dramatically since even the recovery started.
• Back in June 2009, “only” 29 percent of the unemployed had been unemployed longer than six months.

The number of unemployed Americans last month fell by 339,000, the fifth largest drop since January 2009.  But there was an even much more shockingly large number — almost 1.2 million additional Americans were classified in January as not being in the labor force.

This last number not only means that the official unemployment number is misleading, but it will also likely determine where the unemployment rate ultimately goes.  Indeed, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) recently predicted that the unemployment rate will be at 8.9 percent during the last quarter of 2012 and rise to 9.2 percent for the last quarter of 2013.

The CBO was so concerned about these people leaving the labor force that they warned that the current unemployment rate that reporters so breathlessly await at the beginning of each month is quite misleading.

At the end of last year, the CBO cautioned that the official unemployment rate was about 1.25 percentage points lower than the real rate.  In January, that gap was about 1.6 percentage points.”

Source: John Lott, “The Bad News Behind the January Jobs Report,” Fox News, February 3, 2012.

For text:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/02/03/bad-news-behind-january-jobs-report/#ixzz1lNCDMod8

For more on Economic Issues:

http://www.ncpa.org/sub/dpd/index.php?Article_Category=17

Our Cheating American Press…..that Obama Bunch who won’t tell why the weather is weird!

The  article  below is from SPACE.com.   Despite  America’s Obama-controlled media who still kowtow to  the LEFT’s Global Warming Fraud, honest scientists in-the-know  have reported that our beautiful Earth has had a hiccup  recently.

Do you remember that shocking three-way disaster that hit Northeast Japan last year?   We all should.   It turns out that the earthquake which,  beyond its own horror caused a tsunami, which in turn caused a nuclear disaster, also caused  our beloved Earth to spin a bit faster!   

Do you remember the Global Warming Hysteria spread by the world’s  Left?

The Obama-Gore- United Nations Leftwing  propaganda claimed  that our Earth was alarmingly heating up because of  mankind’s  (read American)  industry, and so  will destroy much of the Earth as we know it within 30 years.  Leftwing computers reported this to be  so.

The only truth among these  Obama-crowd  claims  is that the Earth has been warming up a bit over the past 75 years.   I live in Minnesota, have been an outdoor person,  and can attest to the truth of this claim in my neighborhood by experience.    That such 75 year periods of cooling and warming throughout  the recent millenia have reliably occurred, however, has not been reported by the  Obama Left in  America.   The Obama press has remained  dumb on the matter to this very day.

Also remaining dumb is the Obama press reporting on the effect last March’s 8.9 earthquakes  near Japan.

One doesn’t have to be a science genius to suspect that the Earth has had a history of natural traumas;  quakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, meteor hits, and that some of these might influence ‘a change in the weather, and a change in me’, if you were the Earth singing.

We in Minnesota have had a winter without a January and February……unheard of in my life time.   There has been no snow to speak of and no cold, that is,  temperatures below zero Fahrenheit.   As my friends know,  I am rooting for global warming here in suburban Twin Cities, to a horticultural zone 5 up from a paltry 4.0 when I was a kid.   I am a landscape gardener by trade and want to plant Japanese laceleaf maples that can make it through our Northland winters whereever possible.

I am not a climatologist, nor am I providing proof that this snowless, coldless Twin City January and February is  a result of the earthquake which devestated so much of northeastern Japan, but I’d  bet it is.

Do read the article about the shortening day which this earthquake apparently caused:

HOW THE JAPAN EARTHQUAKE SHORTENED DAYS ON EARTH.       from SPACE.com:

“The massive earthquake that struck northeast Japan Friday (March 11) has shortened the length Earth’s day by a fraction and shifted how the planet’s mass is distributed.

A new analysis of the 8.9-magnitude earthquake in Japan has found that the intense temblor has accelerated Earth’s spin, shortening the length of the 24-hour day by 1.8 microseconds, according to geophysicist Richard Gross at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

Gross refined his estimates of the Japan quake’s impact – which previously suggested a 1.6-microsecond shortening of the day – based on new data on how much the fault that triggered the earthquake slipped to redistribute the planet’s mass. A microsecond is a millionth of a second. [Photos: Japan Earthquake and Tsunami in Pictures]  

“By changing the distribution of the Earth’s mass, the Japanese earthquake should have caused the Earth to rotate a bit faster, shortening the length of the day by about 1.8 microseconds,” Gross told SPACE.com in an e-mail. More refinements are possible as new information on the earthquake comes to light, he added.

The scenario is similar to that of a figure skater drawing her arms inward during a spin to turn faster on the ice. The closer the mass shift during an earthquake is to the equator, the more it will speed up the spinning Earth.

One Earth day is about 24 hours, or 86,400 seconds, long. Over the course of a year, its length varies by about one millisecond, or 1,000 microseconds, due to seasonal variations in the planet’s mass distribution such as the seasonal shift of the jet stream.

The initial data suggests Friday’s earthquake moved Japan’s main island about 8 feet, according to Kenneth Hudnut of the U.S. Geological Survey. The earthquake also shifted Earth’s figure axis by about 6 1/2 inches (17 centimeters), Gross added.

The Earth’s figure axis is not the same as its north-south axis in space, which it spins around once every day at a speed of about 1,000 mph (1,604 kph). The figure axis is the axis around which the Earth’s mass is balanced and the north-south axis by about 33 feet (10 meters).

“This shift in the position of the figure axis will cause the Earth to wobble a bit differently as it rotates, but will not cause a shift of the Earth’s axis in space – only external forces like the gravitational attraction of the sun, moon, and planets can do that,” Gross said.

This isn’t the first time a massive earthquake has changed the length of Earth’s day. Major temblors have shortened day length in the past.

The 8.8-magnitude earthquake in Chile last year also sped up the planet’s rotation and shortened the day by 1.26 microseconds. The 9.1 Sumatra earthquake in 2004 shortened the day by 6.8 microseconds.

And the impact from Japan’s 8.9-magnitude temblor may not be completely over.The weaker aftershocks may contribute tiny changes to day length as well.

The March 11 quake was the largest ever recorded in Japan and is the world’s fifth largest earthquake to strike since 1900, according to the USGS. It struck offshore about 231 miles (373 kilometers) northeast of Tokyo and 80 miles (130 km) east of the city of Sendai, and created a massive tsunami that has devastated Japan’s northeastern coastal areas. At least 20 aftershocks registering a 6.0 magnitude or higher have followed the main temblor.

“In theory, anything that redistributes the Earth’s mass will change the Earth’s rotation,” Gross said. “So in principle the smaller aftershocks will also have an effect on the Earth’s rotation. But since the aftershocks are smaller their effect will also be smaller.”

 Follow SPACE.com for the latest in space science and exploration news on Twitter @Spacedotcom and on Facebook.

 

 

 

The massive earthquake that struck northeast Japan Friday (March 11) has shortened the length Earth’s day by a fraction and shifted how the planet’s mass is distributed.

A new analysis of the 8.9-magnitude earthquake in Japan has found that the intense temblor has accelerated Earth’s spin, shortening the length of the 24-hour day by 1.8 microseconds, according to geophysicist Richard Gross at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

Gross refined his estimates of the Japan quake’s impact – which previously suggested a 1.6-microsecond shortening of the day – based on new data on how much the fault that triggered the earthquake slipped to redistribute the planet’s mass. A microsecond is a millionth of a second. [Photos: Japan Earthquake and Tsunami in Pictures]  

“By changing the distribution of the Earth’s mass, the Japanese earthquake should have caused the Earth to rotate a bit faster, shortening the length of the day by about 1.8 microseconds,” Gross told SPACE.com in an e-mail. More refinements are possible as new information on the earthquake comes to light, he added.

The scenario is similar to that of a figure skater drawing her arms inward during a spin to turn faster on the ice. The closer the mass shift during an earthquake is to the equator, the more it will speed up the spinning Earth.

One Earth day is about 24 hours, or 86,400 seconds, long. Over the course of a year, its length varies by about one millisecond, or 1,000 microseconds, due to seasonal variations in the planet’s mass distribution such as the seasonal shift of the jet stream.

The initial data suggests Friday’s earthquake moved Japan’s main island about 8 feet, according to Kenneth Hudnut of the U.S. Geological Survey. The earthquake also shifted Earth’s figure axis by about 6 1/2 inches (17 centimeters), Gross added.

The Earth’s figure axis is not the same as its north-south axis in space, which it spins around once every day at a speed of about 1,000 mph (1,604 kph). The figure axis is the axis around which the Earth’s mass is balanced and the north-south axis by about 33 feet (10 meters).

“This shift in the position of the figure axis will cause the Earth to wobble a bit differently as it rotates, but will not cause a shift of the Earth’s axis in space – only external forces like the gravitational attraction of the sun, moon, and planets can do that,” Gross said.

This isn’t the first time a massive earthquake has changed the length of Earth’s day. Major temblors have shortened day length in the past.

The 8.8-magnitude earthquake in Chile last year also sped up the planet’s rotation and shortened the day by 1.26 microseconds. The 9.1 Sumatra earthquake in 2004 shortened the day by 6.8 microseconds.

And the impact from Japan’s 8.9-magnitude temblor may not be completely over.The weaker aftershocks may contribute tiny changes to day length as well.

The March 11 quake was the largest ever recorded in Japan and is the world’s fifth largest earthquake to strike since 1900, according to the USGS. It struck offshore about 231 miles (373 kilometers) northeast of Tokyo and 80 miles (130 km) east of the city of Sendai, and created a massive tsunami that has devastated Japan’s northeastern coastal areas. At least 20 aftershocks registering a 6.0 magnitude or higher have followed the main temblor.

“In theory, anything that redistributes the Earth’s mass will change the Earth’s rotation,” Gross said. “So in principle the smaller aftershocks will also have an effect on the Earth’s rotation. But since the aftershocks are smaller their effect will also be smaller.”

 Follow SPACE.com for the latest in space science and exploration news on Twitter @Spacedotcom and on Facebook.

Violence in Greece……The Entitled Left doing what Entitled Left do best….Riot! Intimidate! Corrupt!

What will be our American future if Barack Hussein Obama’s class and race warfare  loses this November?    If America begins to control its spending rather than Obama further dabauching the dollar?   If  Lefty Unions are degangsterized?   If the American media begin to write honestly, fairly presenting the issues threatening the nation?

Click below to see what the “entitled Greek Left ” are up to when they found out the Germans are no longer willing to pay for Greek retirements at the age of 45, Greek vacations, Greek unproductivity, Greek Marxism.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/12/world/europe/greece-debt-crisis/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

In Lefty California Jailed Teacher-Creeps Still Receive Lefty Pensions

 Only in California?

(Introductory comment:   There are a few freedoms in which the modern American leftwing, especially its Marxist variety, have added to the American opportunity.   The  freedom  to commit an infinite variety of new crimes which our JudeoChristian past had proscribed as ‘beyond the pail’ even as recently as my generation educated in the 1940s and 1950s has been compromised by  today’s Marxist ‘educated’ America.  

With the rise of the equality politics of  this Marxism, the distance between moral good and evil has been almost obliterated.   College folks teach our young decent, proper behavior  is all a matter of opinion, for dog is the equal of man.  Woman, however,  is propagandized to be  a step higher and then when criminal, is defined as a victim of male adventures.)

TODAY’S MARXIST AMERICAN CULTURE IS A CESS POOL WHEN COMPARED TO  ITS JUDEOCHRISTIAN  PAST.

The following article appeared at realclearpolitics and was written at the Los Angeles Times:

Commit a crime, collect a pension

“Here’s another outrage about the child abuse scandal at Miramonte Elementary School: If the teacher accused of spoon-feeding his semen to blindfolded students is convicted and sent to prison, he’ll still receive a public pension.

Mark Berndt, charged with 23 counts of lewd conduct against children, is due nearly $4,000 a month. No matter the jury verdict. It’s the law.

Same deal for a fellow Miramonte teacher, Martin Springer, who was charged last week with three counts of lewd conduct alleging that he fondled a girl in his class.

In fact, any state or local government employee in California who commits a felony — theft, embezzlement, extortion, bribery — in the course of performing a public duty is still entitled to a pension.

“Even if he’s in prison,” says Brad Pacheco, spokesman for the California Public Employees’ Retirement System.

“Teachers retain their pension benefits regardless of the reason for their separation from employment,” says Krista Noonan, communications director for the California State Teachers’ Retirement System. “It’s like a property right. It cannot be taken away or reduced.”

There are a couple of relatively minor exceptions.

If some government mucky-muck is found to have illegally padded his pay and piled up an improper pension, it can be reduced.

For example, CalPERS slashed the pension of former Bell City Administrator Robert Rizzo to $50,000. He had expected to haul in $650,000 a year from CalPERS. Rizzo is accused of looting Bell by, among other ways, drawing a huge salary never approved by the City Council.

Rizzo, his assistant and six council members face trial on various charges of corruption.

If convicted, Rizzo shouldn’t even be paid $50,000, in my view. But that gets into a big legal argument about constitutional protections.

Another minor exception to the taxpayers’ commit-a-crime, draw-a-pension generosity is for elected officials. If they’re caught at corruption, they can lose pension rights. But it’s a weak law. The local governing body — a board of supervisors, for example — can reinstate the convicted politician’s benefits.

Gov. Jerry Brown is trying to change all this.

Paying pensions to criminals “brings into disrespect and disrepute the whole civil service system,” the governor told me.

The Bell scandal got him riled up, aides say.

One piece of Brown’s proposed 12-point pension reform would strip retirement benefits from any public employee who committed a felony in the course of public duty.

The employee wouldn’t be denied all pension pay — just the amount “earned” after he began the criminal activity. He would still be entitled to what he was previously vested in while clean.

It’s unclear whether Brown’s proposal would affect the alleged Miramonte molesters or pertain only to future crimes. Probably the latter. Maybe it also would affect just future employees. The governor’s advisors expect that these questions would be settled in a court fight.

State and local government employees enjoy special protections under the “contracts clause” of the U.S. Constitution. But what about the contract signed by a teacher with a school district? Doesn’t it forbid moral turpitude? If not, it should. And contract violations involving felonious moral turpitude should void pensions.

If nothing else, it should be on the table during collective bargaining. I can’t believe teachers’ unions would want to protect child molesters.

Brown’s goal is to deny as much pension pay as possible to lawbreakers.

A Republican assemblyman, Cameron Smyth of Santa Clarita, would go one step further. He’d amend a pension forfeiture into the state Constitution. Then only the electorate at the ballot box could change the law.

Brown’s proposal would merely be a statute, which could be altered by the Legislature on a majority vote.

“I want to make sure there’s teeth in this,” Smyth says. “I’ve been in the Legislature only five years, but that’s long enough to have seen deals made in one year be undone in a future year.

“This is an era of term limits when legislators are not here for long and they don’t have institutional memories. It’s easy to forget the importance of some bills.”

The importance of this legislation: “Teachers who are predators and basically use their positions to commit heinous acts on kids shouldn’t be rewarded with pensions. In fact, taxpayers are hit twice — for the pensions and the cost of incarceration.”

Smyth quickly adds: “In no way is this an anti-teacher proposal. My parents were teachers. My wife is a teacher. Her sister is a teacher. I want to protect our kids and the taxpayers.”

Most probably, Smyth will get to vote only for Brown’s proposal. His own will never reach the Assembly floor because it’s a Republican measure in a Democratic-controlled Legislature. Moreover, his constitutional amendment would require a two-thirds legislative vote to advance to the ballot. That’s very unlikely.

Brown’s proposal should be a no-brainer for the Legislature. But there are rumblings of concern about the poor innocent spouse who might be relying on a full pension.

The public servant, however, should have thought about that before going bad. The spouse is his responsibility, not the taxpayers’. Anyway, there’s SSI/SSP, the tattered federal-state safety net. Join the ranks of the unlucky.

“It’s unfortunate,” says Senate leader Darrell Steinberg (D-Sacramento). “Innocent people get hurt. On the other hand, this falls into the category of excess.”

Steinberg says of Brown’s anti-felon proposal: “I have no problem with it.”

Good. Get it passed. Sooner the better — before many more crimes are committed on the public dime by creeps as they fatten their pensions.”

Comment:   WHERE HAVE  THESE CREEPS BEEN EDUCATED?   WHERE HAVE THEY LEARNED THEIR CREEPY VALUES?   WHOM DO THEY EMULATE?   

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TRADITIONAL  JUDEOCHRISTIAN VALUES…..THE ONES AMERICANS WERE TAUGHT IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS AS FUNDAMENTAL FOR CITIZENS  TO BECOME GODFEARING ADULTS WITH A CONSCIENCE,   AMERICANS  OF GOOD SUBSTANCE TO KEEP OUR NATION HEALTHY MORALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY……FOR GOD AND COUNTRY?

Marxists arrived at our corner universities and places of worship.

(There May be a Mormon living Next Door To You)

…….Maybe it’s time for America to know a bit more about Mormons, since one of the leading candidates to become the 45th president of the United States, Mitt Romney, is a Mormon.

And, unfortunately, although attack  is in our American political tradition, Mitt Romney  has been blasphemed  for being a member of this particular Protestant  group of Christians.  

Time for some fresh air in the breeze of truth.

Mormons are one of the many minorities who make up our local Minnesota Dennis Prager group.   One of the original founders of our ‘chapter’ has a web site to explain her faith in proper English, briefly and in readable fashion.   Education and cultural success seem  highly valued in this community, but draw your own conclusions:

About Me

I am a mom to five fabulous kids and wife to a wonderful man. I love spending time with my family. My husband and I home school our children and when I have free time I like to read, crochet, take walks and try new recipes.

Why I am a Mormon

I was raised in a strong Mormon family and took the gospel for granted most of my life. I look back and see that the strength of my testimony was founded on my parents’, not so much on my own conviction. It was when my first husband developed leukemia and then passed away that I had to reassess my faith and testimony. It was through the gospel of Jesus Christ that I found the answers I needed and was able to build a testimony of my own.

Personal Stories

What are you doing to help strengthen your family and make it successful?

A successful family is one where love is freely felt by each family member, where we look forward to being together, and each of us cheers the other on in their lives. We make sure that as a family we are eating together, talking to each other, making time for the children to get to know and serve each other, as well as playing games and having fun. We pray together daily, we teach the principles of the Gospel in our home, and lovingly encourage each other to be the best person they can be.

How I live my faith

As a Mormon, I strive each day to live in a way that would please my Heavenly Father. To me, this means serving His children and reaching out to those in need. Sometimes in small ways, sometimes big ways. I find that as I ask for His direction in my life, He will lead me to places and people I can help. I currently serve in a leadership position in our ward’s women’s organization. I get to help plan activities that meet the interests and needs of the women and their families. These activities range from Scripture Study, to Emergency Preparedness, to Planning for Retirement.

Comment:   (My how pathetically American is her testimony!   How dare she!  Don’t our schools tell us  we should  have a better, more equal  America than one cursed by parents  raising their own children rather than  by a  ’benevolent’  Marxist government?)   

 No wonder one of  ’them Mormons’  is  competing to become the 45th President of these United States.   

Strange, isn’t it that  Mitt Romney seems to  have  an accomplished wife.    This accomplished wife appears to have  very accomplished children who appear to have become very accomplished young adults.   Some of these accomplished young adults seem to be raising very accomplished children.  

I am wondering if such accomplishments are  truly valued in the collective America anymore.   Where would these values be taught, when the American family is so denigrated by the Obama Marxist Left at university and Hollywood, in the press and on the street and by the COURTS?   

Every thinking citizen,  every adult, young or old  who believes the family, not government should be responsible for raising their children and helping them find their way in life, SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THIS YEAR WITH THIS ELECTION IN NOVEMBER WILL  LIKELY DECIDE OUR AMERICAN MARXIST FUTURE.

Should  Marxism be your future?   Government control over religion is already occuring.   Government control over ones health choices is already being established.   Government Proletariat  dictatorship over our educational and communication  systems is   already institutionalized, our American history already rewritten, our language redesigned…….Is this the “America”  of our American dreams?

NO????    Then:

LEARN ALL YOU CAN ABOUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.    Test his words for honesty.   Who and what educated him?   What is he selling?   How is he selling it?    Would you buy a windfmill from his company, Solyndra?   

He is the most dishonest, disingenuous, deceitful,  duplicitous, and devious president ever in the White House.

Truth used to matter when America was more Christian.   I am old enough to remember that time……when Americans were responsible for their families and neighborhoods and crime was far away.

Today at university, our American young are  taught TRUTH and what has been traditional called Evil, is now a matter of opinion……and that there is an equality of life between a dog and a man……and both are equal to a snail.    We are programmed by Marxists who believe since there is no God, we Americans  are all entitled, and must be  entitled equally as determined by Government which will dictate all things equal.

It has been tried in our human past, including testings by the National Socialist Workers Party (the NAZI’s of Germany), the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and the People’s Republic of all sorts of dysfunctional murderous Marxist nations forcing equality upon their peoples, resulting in the murder of  100,000,000 humans by Marxist government edicts or policies, and an equal number in the wars these Marxist-Socialist dictatorships have waged.

It is your flaccid  American education during these Marxist times which has  kept you and your neighbors  ignorant of  Marxism’s  murderous past and its dishonest, disingenuous, devious, deceitful, and duplicitous present.

Remember, despite what some might say, Marxists don’t believe in God……they believe in Government as a god; a replacement for God in all matters.

Click on the following video to hear  a five minute talk about the  real crisis in America today, although the speech was given  over thirty years ago, CAN YOU IMAGINE PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA   PRESENTING SUCH A SPEECH……EVER IN HIS LIFE?   He could not put the words together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKqVtXG8VOE 

For those who have a sense of humor: You May Be A Muslim!

What the American grape vine is reporting  these days about the Muslim world:

This is straight forward country thinking… 
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 
You may be a Muslim 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 
You may be a Muslim 

3. You have more wives than teeth. 
You may be a Muslim 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. 
You may be a Muslim 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 
You may be a Muslim 

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. 
You may be a Muslim 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 
You may be a Muslim 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 
You may be a Muslim 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 
You may be a Muslim 

10. Your cousin is president of the United States . 
You may be a Muslim 

Comment:   For this expression of our American freedom of speech, I warmly thank good friend, Regina Reed for the above humor.