• Pragerisms

    For a more comprehensive list of Pragerisms visit
    Dennis Prager Wisdom.

    • "The left is far more interested in gaining power than in creating wealth."
    • "Without wisdom, goodness is worthless."
    • "I prefer clarity to agreement."
    • "First tell the truth, then state your opinion."
    • "Being on the Left means never having to say you're sorry."
    • "If you don't fight evil, you fight gobal warming."
    • "There are things that are so dumb, you have to learn them."
  • Liberalism’s Seven Deadly Sins

    • Sexism
    • Intolerance
    • Xenophobia
    • Racism
    • Islamophobia
    • Bigotry
    • Homophobia

    A liberal need only accuse you of one of the above in order to end all discussion and excuse himself from further elucidation of his position.

  • Glenn’s Reading List for Die-Hard Pragerites

    • Bolton, John - Surrender is not an Option
    • Bruce, Tammy - The Thought Police; The New American Revolution; The Death of Right and Wrong
    • Charen, Mona - DoGooders:How Liberals Hurt Those They Claim to Help
    • Coulter, Ann - If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans; Slander
    • Dalrymple, Theodore - In Praise of Prejudice; Our Culture, What's Left of It
    • Doyle, William - Inside the Oval Office
    • Elder, Larry - Stupid Black Men: How to Play the Race Card--and Lose
    • Frankl, Victor - Man's Search for Meaning
    • Flynn, Daniel - Intellectual Morons
    • Fund, John - Stealing Elections
    • Friedman, George - America's Secret War
    • Goldberg, Bernard - Bias; Arrogance
    • Goldberg, Jonah - Liberal Fascism
    • Herson, James - Tales from the Left Coast
    • Horowitz, David - Left Illusions; The Professors
    • Klein, Edward - The Truth about Hillary
    • Mnookin, Seth - Hard News: Twenty-one Brutal Months at The New York Times and How They Changed the American Media
    • Morris, Dick - Because He Could; Rewriting History
    • O'Beirne, Kate - Women Who Make the World Worse
    • Olson, Barbara - The Final Days: The Last, Desperate Abuses of Power by the Clinton White House
    • O'Neill, John - Unfit For Command
    • Piereson, James - Camelot and the Cultural Revolution: How the Assassination of John F. Kennedy Shattered American Liberalism
    • Prager, Dennis - Think A Second Time
    • Sharansky, Natan - The Case for Democracy
    • Stein, Ben - Can America Survive? The Rage of the Left, the Truth, and What to Do About It
    • Steyn, Mark - America Alone
    • Stephanopolous, George - All Too Human
    • Thomas, Clarence - My Grandfather's Son
    • Timmerman, Kenneth - Shadow Warriors
    • Williams, Juan - Enough: The Phony Leaders, Dead-End Movements, and Culture of Failure That Are Undermining Black America--and What We Can Do About It
    • Wright, Lawrence - The Looming Tower

Regina’s World of Humor Returns

Long time friend, widely known as the Real Estate Lady, Regina Reed shores up my and other Pragerite humor with another dose or two….or three:

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
One said to the other, ‘What do you think about
all this Satan stuff?
The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how
Santa Claus turned out.
It’s probably just your Dad.’

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother,
‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”
The mother replied, ‘Because white is the colour
of happiness,
and today is the happiest day of her life.’
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
‘So why is the groom wearing black?’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could,
trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed,
‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don’t let me be late!’
While she was running and praying, she tripped
on a curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again!
As she ran she once again began to pray,
‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…But please
don’t shove me either!’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about
their fathers.
The first boy says, ‘My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
they give him $50.’
The second boy says, ‘That’s nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on piece of paper,
he calls it a song, they give him $100.’
The third boy says, ‘I got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to
collect all the money!’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

An elderly woman died last month.
Having never married, she requested no male
pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote,
‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive,
I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

A police recruit was asked during the exam,
‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own
mother?’
He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why
Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem ..
A small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to ‘Honour thy
father and thy mother,’ she asked,
‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?’
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered,
‘Thou shall not kill..’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

At Sunday School they were teaching how God
created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they
told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill,
and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little
Johnny responded,
‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have
a wife.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old..
You grow old because you stop laughing!
Take heed and pass these along to people who
need a laugh.
I thought you would enjoy this….times are tough
right now…for all of us…
so we need something to make the day a happy
place.

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Glenn’s comment: Marxism has befallen upon America over the past generation to enclose the nation into a one-party government management and the tyranny that goes with it. They are humorless in their missions to destroy citizen expression and its Christian past.

Regina is warmly appreciated as a friend and active Christian who wears humor, often Christian based, with her whereever she goes. What a pleasure to share her smiles and laughter.